Anyhoos, some guy comes in at the diner to rob them. Max is told to collect everyone's purses' contents. Caroline freaks out and pees on herself. Oleg tries to be a hero and comes out with a bat. Unfortunately for him, he walks into a puddle of Caroline's pee, causing him to slip and fall. The man orders Caroline to come out of the counter, but panics and uses Max as a human shield.
The robber gets agitated and Han comes out of his office. He says he'll just take an heirloom from his fanny pack, but when the robber turns to face him, Han is holding a gun against his back. Turns out the robber doesn't really have a gun and surrenders to Han.
The girls are relieved but still could not believe that of all people, Han saved them. Everyone still picks on Caroline after pissing on the floor, freaking out while being robbed. Caroline sees a coupon for the movies and thinks of going to the movies after... well, the pee-pee boo-boo! Max tells her that she doesn't need to pay for it and offers to take her to the movies by sneaking into the theater.
Max still feels bad about her being used by Caroline as a human shield. She later lets it go as she and Caroline plan their trip to the cinemas. Max tells her that they should just right up in the ushers face and make an excuse, then "boldly walk with purpose". Their talk gets interrupted when Sophie knocks. She comes in to check the girls and makes a joke about Max as the human shield and Caroline for pissing. Caroline, uncomfortable with the jokes, heads on with Max to watch the movie.
At the movies, Caroline begins to feel nervous about their shenanigan. They sneak inside with Max's excuse for leaving her iPhone and Caroline's seizure medication prescription. At the refreshments, they chat with the guy in charge, named Hallelujah. Pretty cynical, but Max gets to his good side when she defends him from the nerds who came in late but kept complaining about the time. As a thank you, Hallelujah makes Max and Caroline a fresh batch of popcorn.
Inside the movie house, Max approaches the nerds and apologizes for being a bit too harsh on them. She then compliments one of the nerds' cape (well, technically, it's his sister's cape) and then leaves to find a seat for her and Caroline.
Caroline discovers how crazy Max becomes inside the movies. She heckles upon seeing the anomalies of the super hero movie. Max also shouts out the difference of the movie's story from that written on the comic books. Later on one of the scenes of the movie, a car exploded in front of two girls. Max makes a joke again about the human shield. Caroline asks her if she will not let it go. Max says it was a big deal considering her life was on the line at the time. To Caroline's defense, she has already apologized twice and doesn't know how much more she can do. Caroline says sorry once more. She points out how she was a spoiled, rich girl who puts herself first and that she hated herself for how she acted. She knows that it's something Max would never do.
While talking, they notice Han at the back row at the movies. He seems to be sitting with a man and a woman. Moments later, Han leaves with the man. The girls follow them to see them go to the men's room.
Going back, an usher gets in their way and Max walks boldly as if she didn't hear anything. Caroline was left behind stunned. She spots Han and pretends they're together. Han cannot seem to produce the ticket(s) to show to the usher. The usher explains that sneaking into a theater is a felony. What he said scares Han and pees on himself.
Caroline comes to work making the "walk and flip at the movies" a big deal. She tells a that she and Han now have a mug shot at the cineplex dubbed "Hanny and Clyde". She tells Max that this proves that they're the same... selfish and for splitting the scene. However, Caroline realize that even though they are selfish (for survival), they still put each other first sometimes--well Max did.
At work, Sophie makes fun of Han for peeing at the movies. But later comforts him saying that it's normal for old men to control their bladder. Han tells her he's 29 and bursts out laughing.
Embarrassed, Han walks to Max. She makes him feel better by telling him that at least he was man enough not to leave Caroline alone. Max asks why would he watch movies in the middle of the day anyway. Han replies that sometimes, people bug him and that's what he does to get some time away. She then thinks he's cool and says they will hang some time.
Total money this week: $995 (from $877)
Quotes:
Han: (while watching Max and Caroline slapping each other for fun) What are they doing???
Oleg: I think they might be doing a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey.
Han: I AM 29...
Max: What do you got? A case of the Benjamin Buttons???
Max: Are you having a heart attack?!
Caroline: I'm peeing...
Han: (to robber; holding a gun) I don't think so homeboy... You're in my house now, bitch!
Caroline: Max, I'm surprised you're even affected by this. I mean, weren't you shot as a baby? I feel like you told me that.
Max: No, I drank shots as a baby... My mother hated to drink alone.
Sophie: Oh hi girls! Oh, I heard what happened. Max you got pushed in front of a gun... You must be very PISSED! Oh and Caroline, what a nice outfit. On a scale of 1-10, you're an 8. Get it? Urinate!
Max: Please. The only game Han has is "One, Two, Buckle My Shoe".
Max: You think Han's an Asian drug dealer? What selling? Crystal MATH?!?
Usher: (to Han while peeing on the floor) Well at least your fanny pack isn't the most embarrassing thing about you anymore.
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